ACADEMY OF THE UNDEAD; BOOK TWO Stand Together ... Or Fall Together
CHAPTER FORTY-EIGHT

Reliving The Memories

As the new dusk arrived, creatures stirred at the Ranch.

Chester rolled into him and cooed, “Evening Boss.”

Devil gazed at her lovingly and said, “Life-mate, can you do something for me?”

“Anything Boss.”

“Slip into the mini-skirt and the singlet.”

Chester raised an eyebrow and asked, “I can feel that you got a boner, and I thought you might wanta rumble, but instead you want me to get dressed?”

“Life-mate, I would like to look at you in those clothes, and then I would like you to take the clothes off.”

“I’m getting the picture Boss,” Chester said, then she added, “But first up, I gotta tell ya something.”

“What?”

“I don’t dream much, but last night I had a dream.”

“What was it about?”

“You know, last night.” Sᴇaʀᴄh thᴇ (F)indNƟvᴇl.ɴet website on Gøøglᴇ to access chapters of novels early and in the highest quality.

“Maybe it was just the memory lingering.”

“No, it was about last night, but it wasn’t about what happened, it was kinda about what I should’ve done and stuff like that.”

“Very interesting. Maybe we can discuss that later, but right now …”

Chester let her right hand wander down past her Master’s stomach, and she stroked the rock hard erection, then asked, “So put Din’s fuck-me clothes on, then take them off?”

“If you wouldn’t mind.”

*

After a light meal, Chester wandered out into the night, plenty of the gang already out working. She smiled as she saw men working, women working, men and women working together, her people working together. The previous night had been the most significant night of her life, it had been the diamond in her tiara, but this was her environment, these were her people, and the thought struck her that she had never felt as comfortable in her surroundings as she did right at that moment. Most people waved at her, and someone called out, “Hey, there she is, our new celebrity!”

Chester grinned, feeling important, and Dinny heard the greetings, so she came charging out of the barn and called out, “Hey, wait up Ches!”

Chester hugged her, and Dinny grabbed her hand and led her over to a bench seat.

After they sat, Dinny swivelled so that she was facing her, then she asked excitedly, “So how did it go?”

“Shitcakes Din, I don’t know where to start.”

“How about at the start?”

“God, the start, man, I was freaking out, and after Brett dropped me off, I’m panicking yeah, and I’m thinking, nahhh, I can’t handle this shit, and I wanted to leave, because I was shaking and trembling.”

“You wanted to leave? You seemed really excited last night.”

“I was, I was excited, but when I got there, I started freezing up and I’m thinking, fuck me, what the Hell am I doing here!”

“You started freezing up?”

“Din, I was razzing big-time, and I could hardly breath, but this witch who welcomed me was going, Just try and calm yourself and enjoy the night. And I started sobbing in front of this witch right, like I mean I’m douching big-time, and she says, Just remember, these are legendary women, but they’re just like us. And Din, I’m thinking to myself, Fuck off, I ain’t like them, I mean I’m just a little shit-kicker, yeah? And I don’t mean to run our kind down, but when you’re talking about supernaturals, I mean we’re like at the bottom of the food chain, right? So I’m freaking out, like I mean I’m sobbing, and I can’t even remember the last time I cried, but I’m sobbing, and I’m fretting and douching and razzing, but then the vampire called out to me, so I kinda stumbled around the back, and yeah, the witch and the vampire is there.”

“So what happened?”

“Well we had a drink, and they’re talking at me and asking me questions and stuff, but I’m all douched-up, and I couldn’t talk, so I’m just nodding at them and skolling back the champagne, then the Big Banga witch tells me to stand up, and this other witch came over and started undressing me.”

“Holy Mackarel! Undressing you?”

“I couldn’t talk Din, but I thought, yeah, I can stand here while someone undresses me, and I mean it was your stuff I was wearing, and there wasn’t much of it, so the other witch undressed me quick smart, and then the Big Banga witch and the vampire got undressed.”

“So you’re all starkers, so what happened?”

“They started kissing, the witch and the vampire, then the witch kissed me, and then the vampire kissed me, and I was cool with that, because I couldn’t talk, not even a word, but I could kiss. So we’re kissing, and they got into this spa, so I plopped in next to them, and we’re kissing and drinking champagne and snorting up whatever it was, and yeah, shit got serious, cause I’m feeling hands wandering all over me, then yeah, fuck me Din, we’re in the spa right, and the witch starts floating on the water, and I couldn’t talk right, but if I coulda talked, I would have said, Hey, I thought you wanted to rumble me? But nahh, she’s just floating on her back in the water, but then she pulls me on top of her, and I’m thinking, shit no, we’re both gunna plop into the water, but no, it didn’t happen.”

Dinny shook her head in confusion, then asked, “What didn’t happen?”

“The witch is lying on the water okay, and I’m thinking, shit, she’s good at floating, but she weren’t floating, she was hovering on the water.”

“I don’t understand what you’re saying.”

“Din, I’m on top of her in the spa, and she’s hovering on the water, like she’s not falling yeah, and I’m thinking, I don’t get it, what the fucks happening here, but she starts kissing me yeah, and I can do kissing when I can’t talk; so I’m kissing her back, and her bodies like moving, you know, moving in a kinda, Hey, get rumbling kind of way, so me, the little shit-kicker, I start rumbling her real respectful like, and soon I’m heated up, like I mean I’m feeling like I’m gunna blow big time, but I didn’t know whether I’m allowed to rumble and blow when I’m riding the Queen of the Witches, especially when she’s hovering on the water yeah, so I says to her real hesitant like, Are you okay? And she goes, the Queen of the witches says to me, Fuck me young Laveau.”

“God, what a freak-out, I mean the Queen of the witches telling you to fuck her!”

“I was freaking out big-time Din, but my rumbles just about to blow, and I’m trying not to pant and gasp, and as I’m blowing on top of her, I’m biting my bottom lip to try and hold in the screeches, cause Din, it was a straight-up screech blow!”

“Goodness me, a screech-blow rumble with the Queen of the witches!”

“Shit yeah, and it was above the water! So yeah, after that, I’m just sitting back for awhile, quiet like, drinking and chuffing and snorting whatever it was, and blow me down, the vampire kinda pushes into me and starts kissing me, and soon we’re rumbling.”

“You rumbled the gorgeous vampire?”

“Yeah, I’m kissing her and touching her up, then I rumbled up with the blue-eyed vampire, and after we done rumbled, I’m thinking, Aww God, she’s gunna be so disappointed, because I mean I’m rumbling her in the water, not on top of the water. But after I screech-blew again, she leant back and pulled me towards her, and she starts kissing me again, a long, slow, sweet, gorgeous kiss, and I’m thinking about that song, you know, A Goddess on a mountain top, burning like a silver flame … and the vamp is kissing me, and I’m thinking that She’s the silver flame, because she’s burning the hayseeds outta me yeah, and I pulled back to look at her, I mean I’m looking deep into her eyes, and she’s so gorgeous that I, I …”

“What, what Ches?”

“She’s so gorgeous that I just start crying again, I mean she’s so gorgeous that she makes me cry just by looking at her, and I’m blubbering, and she goes, What’s wrong? And I didn’t want to seem like a douch and say, you’re so gorgeous that you make me cry when I look at you, so I said real quiet like, I stubbed my toe. Anyway, more rumbling happened, lots more, and I’m not crying during the rumbling, but everytime after the rumbling, I’m breaking down and crying, and I’m sure the witch and the vampire are thinking, If this douchebag don’t stop crying, we’re gunna have to drown the stupid zombie, and I muttered, Sorry about the tears, but I banged my elbow.”

“I can understand why you were so emotional, but did you rumble with the vampire above the water?”

“No, vampires can’t do that shit, only witches.”

“It must have been a spell or something.”

“Something like that, and also something to do with the powder we’re snorting up, but I’m sniffling away, and the vampire rumbles the witch above the water, and I mean I’m watching The Big-Banga supernaturals rumbling right in front of me, and eventually they finish, and my head is spinning, yeah. So I’m still in LaLaLand, barely able to believe what had happened so far, but them, the witch and the vampire, they’re both drinking champagne and talking normal like, as if rumbling above the water is no big deal; and they’re talking to me too, and asking me questions, but I’m still freaked out by rumbling above the water and rumbling with the blue-eyed vampire, so I’m just nodding at them, so the vampire and the witch are slinging one-liners at each other, I mean they just rumbled the hayseeds outta each other, then they’re hanging shit on each other. I mean the witch is calling the vampire a slut, and I’m thinking, Ohhh no, the vampire is gunna dig her fangs into the witch, but she goes, the vampire, she says all vampires are sluts because they have enhanced senses. And we’ve heard that right, that vampires have enhanced senses?”

“Yeah, they’re very quick and powerful, and they can see in the dark and their hearing is very good.”

“Yeah, but all their senses are enhanced Din, vision, hearing and also feel and touch, and the vampire explained to me that because of her enhanced senses, her orgasms have been enhanced too.”

“Get outta here!”

“No, that’s what she’s saying!”

“Jeez, I can’t get my head around that; enhanced orgasms?”

“Yeah, so she’s saying that if you see a vampire and you’d like to kiss the vampire or whatever, the vampire will say, Yes! Because their enhanced orgasms mean that vampires are always up for a bit of rumbling.”

“Fuck me! So the vampire is having an orgasm above the water, and the orgasm is enhanced as well?”

“Yeah, exactly, and the vampire lets you know about it too, because she’s a real screamer!”

“I think I’d scream too if I had enhanced orgasms, I mean I’d be screaming in delight!”

“Yeah, so the blue-eyed vampire is telling me about her clan, and she says that all the vampires are partnered up, but some of them still fuck around because they’re sluts okay, and the blue-eyed vampire has a roster you know, like a weekly roster about who jumps into her bed and rumbles her.”

“Jeez, that is pretty slutty!” Dinny laughed, “I mean imagine me saying to you, Hey Ches, it’s Monday, so get your knickers off!”

“Yeah, I don’t wear any knickers, cause they always hitch up my ass; but Din, she’s telling me about this vampire in their clan who is ballistic yeah, and she’s got the speed of movement thing happening, and she has enhanced orgasms, so she just goes beserk, actually the blue-eyed vampire said that this ballistic vampire, Goes spacko, or something like that, and every member of her clan wants to hook up with her regularly because she breaks shit.”

“Breaks shit?”

“Yeah, she’s so physical and out of control, when this vampire rumbles the other vampires, she breaks their beds and breaks their innocence and their inhibitions, and she’s rumbling the other vampires and the beds just collapse due to the physical onslaught, and the blue-eyed vampire was saying that all their mattresses are on the ground now.”

“Holy Mackarel, you got this vampire’s number?”

“I know what you’re saying, I mean when the Boss rumbles me, the bed springs creak a bit, but this vampire apparently demolishes the whole freaking bed and it just collapses.”

“That sounds like its worth investigating, but so does rumbling above the water.”

“Ohhh, man, it was the best!”

“So we got an alliance with the vampires and the witches now?”

“Sure have.”

“So they won’t kill us?”

“Well the alliance is about respecting each other, and yeah, not killing each other.”

“Okay, well I’d like to respect that ballistic vampire, so maybe me and Brett should invite her over one night.”

“Din, the blue-eyed vampire told me that all vampires are sluts, so if you invite a vampire over, they’re probably gunna come, see.”

“Sounds promising, but anyway, summary.”

“Yeah well, I told the Boss that they made me feel like the most special person on the planet.”

“Wow, that’s mind-blowing Ches, I mean they rumble the hayseed outta ya and make you feel special?”

“Yeah Din, special, I mean real special.”

“I’m so happy for you Gorgeous, because Ches, you’re absolutely glowing!”

“Yeah funny thing Din, like I mean it was a magic night, I mean no contest, best night ever; but tonight after I woke up, I’m strolling around here and I’m thinking, yeah, that was an amazing night, but you know, here, the Ranch, this is my home and these are my people, I mean these are the best friends that I’ve ever had, and I love this place.”

“Ohhh, you’re so gorgeous Chessie.” Dinny declared. She kissed Chester and then began wandering away.

“Where ya going?” Chester called out.

“Jeez Chess, hearing all that has got me razzed up,” Dinny puffed out, “So I might find Brett and carpe diem.”

*

After greeting the new evening, the Pistols excitedly gathered around Aleisha, and Piper asked, “So what did you do last night?”

“I was strengthening our new alliances.” Aleisha replied.

“Who did you fuck to strengthen the alliance?” Isabelle asked cheekily.

“Apollonia and Chester.”

“Chester? The little black zombie?” Piper asked.

Aleisha cocked her head and asked, “Do I detect racist undertones in your question Piper?”

“Sorry, I meant the little African American zombie.”

“Of course the Great Queen is African American as well, so this little vampire was outnumbered by gorgeous African American supernaturals.”

“What are zombies like to fuck?” Isabelle asked.

“She was very nervous, so in an effort to calm her, I quoted Oscar Wilde, and I said, The best way to avoid temptation, is to yield to it.”

“Cheese Crackers, quoting Oscar Wilde; I’m impressed Aleisha!” Elizabeth stated.

“More important, did the zombie yield?” Isabelle asked.

“Hells Bells Isabelle, I am temptation, I mean how could she do anything but yield.”

“So she’s a good fuck?” Piper asked.

“She was passionate and engaging, while also being subservient and compliant, and boy, she also goes off.”

“Hooo yeah,” Isabelle began, “I strengthened the alliance by fucking Debbie the witch, so maybe I should strengthen the alliance more by fucking a zombie!”

“It was a wonderful experience,” Aleisha reflected, “And Chester also introduced me to some new cute sexual phrases.”

“Like what?” Vicky asked.

“You know how we got the impression that the zombies are kind of country-fied, almost Hillbilly-like, well instead of saying sex or fuck, they say rumble.”

“Yeah, I like that,” Isabelle nodded, “Hey Soph, ya wanta rumble?”

Sophia had been trying to follow the conversation, and she said, “Oui.”

“Ohhh no, sorry Soph, we were just talking about different words people use for fucking.”

“No rumble?” Sophia asked.

“Later on maybe.” Isabelle replied.

“Yes, and Chester had a few significant orgasms, and she referred to them as screech-blows.”

“Man, I like that too,” Isabelle said, “Hey Soph, screech-blow me, will ya?”

Sophia said, “Oui.”

“Shit, sorry Soph, we were just talking about words for significant Gasms.”

Confused, Sophia inquired, “No screech-blow?”

Isabelle pondered, then said, “Fuck, why not?” She gathered Sophia’s hand and they began walking away. “Catch you guys later.”

Sophia turned excitedly and said, “Miss Aleesha, moi rumble and screech-blow with Miss Izzy!”

“Yes, I’m sure we’ll all hear it Sophia.” Aleisha replied.

Giddy, excited by the conversation, said, “I never done fuck no yo zombie!”

“Don’t say yo.”

“Sorry Mistress, nit-nit, I never done broke no zombie’s vegetables!”

“You mean vestiges, and don’t say nit-nit.”

“A thousand apologies Mistress, but me is up for fucking zombies and more witches!”

Aleisha gazed at the excited screwball, and that had the affect of exciting her. “Come with me Beast.”

“Where?”

“Don’t question me, just come!” Aleisha replied, then she asked, “Rube, you coming?”

“I’m tempted.” Ruby replied mischieviously.

“Rube, the best way to avoid temptation, is to yield to it.” Aleisha advised.

“I’m in the throes of yielding.” Ruby admitted.

Piper watched them hurrying away, and she said, “And the three sluts wander off to begin an early fucking session.”

“Great Leader, the best way to stop thinking about screech-blowing, is to engage in screech-blowing.” Aleisha stated.

Elizabeth nodded and said, “That was quite a clever variation of the Oscar Wilde phrase Aleisha.”

“Why thank-you Beth.”

“You’ll have to excuse us people, because I’m up for yielding and rumbling!” Ruby stated.

“Me nit-nit yo, is up for screech-blowing!” Giddy declared.

“Don’t say nit-nit and yo in the same sentence,” Aleisha cautioned, then buoyed by the fact that she had impressed Elizabeth, she added, “Rube, Beast, friends, vampires, lend me your vaginas!”

“Julius Casear!” Piper exclaimed.

“Marc Antony, actually.” Elizabeth corrected.

They watched them walk away, and Piper turned to Vicky and asked, “How about a lie down?”

Vicky blushed and said, “Yes, I’m feeling, errr, arhhh … a bit tired.”

“Hearing Aleisha quote Oscar Wilde has got me excited, so can I join you?” Elizabeth asked.

“Will you yield to me?” Piper asked.

“If you intend to rumble me and screech-blow me, yes, I shall yield willingly.”

“Well let’s get rumbling and screech-blow!”

Already undressed and in repose on the mattress on the ground, Aleisha called out, “Piper don’t use my new words!”

“Huh? BB used them as well!”

“Ohhh yes, but I love it when Beth is being smutty, so she’s allowed to use them.”

“Mistress, yo want pussy in yo face?”

“Don’t say yo, and no, I don’t want your pussy in my face, I want your face in my pussy.”

“But you’um says, lend me your vagina, and I’m lending for yo.”

“Beast, I didn’t want to be taken literally.”

“So no screech-blow?”

“Yes, screech-blow for me, I mean that’s the part I want you to take literally.”

“I’ma gunna rumble the crackle outta yo screech-blows!”

“Beast, how about you shut the hell up and get rumbling.”

Lying on her back with her hands behind her head, Taylee chuckled and said, “Horny sluts.”

Scarlett cuddled into her and purred, “Yes, they’re all quite excitable.”

“I think I’m gunna adopt those words, especially screech-blow, like, Hey Blondie, screech-blow me again, will ya?”

“Okay, but just little screech-blows for you until you’re stronger.”

“Hooo, ohhh, God …” a voice called out, “Tay-Taylee, Scarlett, I don’t mind if you … hooo, God … I, I don’t mind if you ladies use my new words.”

“Thank-you Aleisha,” Taylee replied.

Screech-blows echoed through the early morning …

“Ohhhh, Hells Bells!”

“Yip-yip, ma crackle got broke!”

“Hooo, Cheese Crackers!”

“Ohhh Piper, I love you!”

“Ohhh yeah, fucking cock-sucker!”

“Scare bleu Miss Izzy!”

Taylee laughed and said, “I’d forgotten what it was like being here.”

Scarlett smiled and said, “It’s noisy.”

“So okay Blondie, let’s make some noise!”

Creatures yearned and yielded as excited and satisfied sounds rang through the early morning, and it was most apparent that all was well in Abita Springs.

THE END

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