Extracts from The Diaries of 'Professor' Cornelius Crane
July 13th, 1968

I really gotta be more careful!

In view of last night’s events, I was feeling very chipper today as I moved around the house. So much so that I was singing pretty loudly as I went about my usual chores and activities.

My mother queried me about the song I was singing – I’m Too Sexy. Sᴇaʀch Thᴇ Findɴovel.ɴet website on Gøøglᴇ to access chapters of novels early and in the highest quality.

I told her I had heard it recently on the radio, and she said it sounded kinda sweet and funny, and wished that they’d play it again real soon.

Of course, it won’t be played until the early nineties when Right Said Fred will eventually release their very popular hit single.

Yep, sometimes even singing can be a risky practice.

I definitely gotta be more careful.

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